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An Assassin's Creed fan-comic about Altair, Ezio, Desmond, and the crazy fangirl who is intent on keeping them prisoner in her inescapable house.
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Creator's Comments:

luciferownsme, January 12th, 2008, 2:27 pm |
- New spoiler comic in the Spoiler Section.

Well, you can blame the folks over at for this (no that's not a typo. Thanks to the closing of, Litos made so we could resume AC-fan-ism somewhere else, but then suddenly decided that it wanted to live for one more month because of AC DS and AC PC for some completely sudden decision)

I'm not sure why they are at fault, but either way, we were discussing the general bore it is to play as Desmond. Plotly important, but boring in terms of killing things and that kind of stuff since after all, no one bought Assassin's Creed for Desmond. But Desmond is sickeningly cute monkey that runs on spaghetti... I'm not sure if it's a bad sign for a character's likability factor that I seem to like the details I invented about him more than the actual details about him, but whatever. Desmond is like Diet Coke or Coke Zero while Altair is Vanilla Coke (seriously man, Vanilla Coke PWNS!) though vanilla is completely plain which Altair is not, but vanilla is white (ish) which Altair wears, so it cancels out?

I don't know. Maybe I'm a weather wimp and I have a disproportionate fear that the house will catch fire if I turn on our godforesaken outdated furnace, but the house was aggravatingly cold and I slept with two blankets and my family only seems to use blankets that are thick and for some indiscernible reason only come in pink so I obviously wouldn't have two if I could help it.

I think this is the third time on record that Kaxen has managed to scare or harm Altair, though technically, she's only yelling at Desmond, but if we refer to "Sleeps like an Angel" I would assume Altair tends to not use his sheets either Not sure how, since I would assume Altair is vaguely acclimated to the Middle East which I can only assume is hotter than Southern California. Though technically, when I brought in the extra mattress for Altair, I didn't bother to bring any blankets. And now Altair is inexplicably sleeping on the top bed in all its camouflage glory and for fuck's sake one day I will remember where the damn 'u' in camouflage goes without the god damned spell-checker telling me so!

But in short, continuity is not really one of the most well-known successes of Ask Altair and really shouldn't be bothered with or even pondered, but being a person with too much damn time on my hands, I'm going to do it anyway! Advertisement, May 21st, 2018, 1:54 pm |

Reader's Comments

Vuther (Guest), January 12th, 2008, 2:42 pm
- I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for, Desmond or Altair, considering there's no telling what Kaxen will do next.

shade-of-black, January 12th, 2008, 3:59 pm
- The u is after the a



spazzotron (Guest), January 13th, 2008, 11:23 am
- yeah i always wondered if Des ever got cold, and how come when i go to sleep on the left side of the bed, i wake up on the right??

also, u think Des ever made "hand-party" while he was staying there? lmao just sayin...

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