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An Assassin's Creed fan-comic about Altair, Ezio, Desmond, and the crazy fangirl who is intent on keeping them prisoner in her inescapable house.
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Creator's Comments:

luciferownsme, March 7th, 2008, 6:01 pm |
- This was sitting around my harddrive.

My dad (who has appeared last out of all my immediate family members) rambled while he drove me to school during high school.

One of his rants was to nuke Jerusalem to ensure world peace because you can't fight over what doesn't exist. (but then someone pointed out that destroying one of the mosques in Jerusalem would be one of the conditions for the end of the world according to Christians... which I can only assume would cause more fighting)

Another was... I have no idea where he heard this, but my dad said someone in Al Qaeda liked fruit cake... which sent him off on the idea of making everyone fat like an American (seeing as our average test scores and average athletic skills suck...) so everyone would be too lazy to do anything. And white people stereotypically, love to give away fruit cake contrary to the fact no one actually likes eating the darned things.

I think I got my dad's brain... Advertisement, May 21st, 2018, 1:52 pm |

Reader's Comments

Vuther (Guest), March 7th, 2008, 7:39 pm
The real question? - What's cheaper? Fruit cake for the entire Middle East population or a nuke with the blast radius of the Middle East (or enough nukes to cover the Middle East)?

Valex (Guest), March 7th, 2008, 9:08 pm
.. - How this comic got so many fans is a mystery to me.

luciferownsme, March 7th, 2008, 9:14 pm
- Beyond me too! It's completely devoid of gay men! xD

Guest, March 7th, 2008, 10:32 pm
- This comic is awesome that's why.

Revan (Guest), March 8th, 2008, 7:41 am
- Hmmmmm..... I'm glad i don't like fruit cake & your dad's idea may just work..... hehehe

austinrj (Guest), March 8th, 2008, 2:44 pm
- assassins cake.. watch out for the poison and razors!

DiTURBeD (Guest), August 3rd, 2009, 2:15 pm
WTF:( - Why WouLDe aNy boDy WaNT tO nUKe tHe hoLliest cItY iN tHe WOrlD?

ChibiKreed, December 26th, 2011, 4:51 pm
- Isn't Alty from the middle east?

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