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An Assassin's Creed fan-comic about Altair, Ezio, Desmond, and the crazy fangirl who is intent on keeping them prisoner in her inescapable house.
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Creator's Comments:

luciferownsme, November 10th, 2009, 11:25 pm |
- ...I blame the ESRB

Some scenes take place inside brothels, though no nudity or sexual acts are depicted. The dialogue contains the following sexual references: "So the whip or the paddle today?" and "Does your wife know about your page-boy fantasies, Captain?"

Out of context-ness (seeing as I have no idea whom it's being said to) makes my mind wander... I have some weird mental image of a really kinky Ezio...

Brick of Justice
Paddle of Lust

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Reader's Comments

austinrj back from the grave (Guest), November 11th, 2009, 4:11 am
- im thinking the condom of abstinence. or the whip of BDSM.

Zmanwarrior, November 11th, 2009, 7:16 am
- ......The Herring of Righteousness?

Just throwing it out there.

Kyle Agius (Guest), November 11th, 2009, 10:41 am
Whip - The whip of cream?
The assassin of cake?
The the of the the?

Kriso (Guest), November 11th, 2009, 11:14 am
- Thinking about the assassin of assassins

TheDarkJay, November 11th, 2009, 11:22 am
- This is made all the more hilarious by my first thought was that the paddle was a Yaoi Paddle ^.^

Unknown Assassin (Guest), November 11th, 2009, 7:42 pm
- Oh gawd. Paddle of lust.

(I just a saw an another ad in the paper for AC2. I shrieked.)

chanflanclan (Guest), November 12th, 2009, 5:56 pm
almost here! - ASSASSINS CREED 2 COMES OUT ON THE 17th FOR AMERICANS!! its going to rule! kax, write a comic about it! its gonna be as we texans say, "a rodeo of a time!"

Xanatos (Guest), November 13th, 2009, 2:32 am
- The Broomstick of Doom. Ezio can use one to hit people.

Guest, November 13th, 2009, 4:09 am
- Fish of Vengeance.

Hoodie (Guest), November 13th, 2009, 5:13 pm
Suggestions. - Gondola of Depression {Like he was stood up}
Paintbrush of creativity
World of agony
Hooker of drunkness
Thats all I got.

SoulEater (Guest), November 13th, 2009, 8:42 pm
- On the roof

Hamster (Guest), November 14th, 2009, 5:55 pm
for hiding - the fish of hay

Ezio of Light (Guest), November 24th, 2009, 12:27 am
...The Broom of Pain - I played slot and yes, if you brualy murdir an innocant street sweeper, you can pick up his broom and slaughter people with it ^_^
*watching ezio kill annoying beggers and musicans with a broom*
Holy CRAP! Look at him go!

Ezio of Light (Guest), November 24th, 2009, 12:28 am

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